What is Fustercluck ?

    Fustercluck is  slang for Clusterfuck...

Ok Dipswitch, what is Clusterfuck ?

    Clusterfuck is a term used to describe a group of idiots,
      that when brought together, cause a circle jerk.

Circle Jerk ?

    If you don't know this, Go away ... Get a Clue ...
 

Could you give us an Example ?

    Certainly - Highway Patrolman pulls over and tickets a
      vehicle for speeding, everybody driving along has to slow
      down to 15 miles below the speed limit to stare at the idiot
      getting  the ticket, causing a FUSTERCLUCK !!
 

How come you don't have any kewl graphics ?

    It takes too long for the page to load if you add a lot of graphics
    or pictures. If you want slow pages, go to GeoCities.

You sure have an attitude.

    Bite Me ...

How do you pick a topic to make fun of ?

    Most are pretty obvious to me, they are just asking to be made
      fun of. Others are suggested by good folks like you.

How can I suggest a topic ?

    Send us an Email at Fustercluck we'll see what we can do.

Are you an Idiot, or were you born that way ?

    An Idiot ?? Blow it out your @$& .. The State of California has
      classified me as Criminally Insane,  Scary huh ??

Any last thoughts ?

      If you made it this far reading this freaking list, the following apply :

                1: Your life suks
                2: You need to get a clue
                3: Bathtub, Hair dryer ... Get the point ??