Who am I ? Well if you ask Mikey, I am just about everybody, anybody, and nobody all at the same time. I have been called just about every **bleeping** name under the sun by Mr. Jones. Sorry folks but I won't use foul language, unless I quote somebody. Just not my thing.

The name " phukwit " came from Mr. Jones himself, I just chose to spell it a little different. I learned a long time ago, not to have a battle of wit's with an unarmed person. So I just agreed with him, if it makes his ego feel better, to call all of us names, then so be it.

Mikey first came to my attention back in February of this year, while I was chasing down another spammer. Mr. Jones was posting in the same newsgroups as the aforementioned  spammer. I sent off a couple of complaints to his provider, Imagiware.com, and they informed me that it would stop.

I again did not hear anything regarding Mikey until the first week in May, and it was then I found the flame war going on in the news group "alt.binaries.pictures.lolita.fucking". I watch for awhile, and again contacted his provider Imagiware.com, but they "assumed" I was one of the person involved in the flame war and basically told me to go piss up a rope. So I did the next best thing, complained upstream.

On the 18th of May I joined in the posting party in the news group "news.admin.net-abuse.usenet" under the name "mysticwavs@dejanews.com" (BTW-still active) and then again under "phukwit@mailandnews.com" (BTW-still active). I have also posted under the names "Leslie", "RichardL", "Flonk Flonk", and of course "Clean Dick". All of these other names have used the "phukwit@mail.com" address.

Now as we all know, Mikey has said that I am everybody, that I have made it look as if there was a group of people responsible for all the complaints, when in fact it was just one person. Well I nor anybody has seen any proof of this claim, just look at all the headers.

It seems lately that Mikey has taken the notion that I am somebody named "Tiffany", who runs some pornographic web sites. Again no proof has been offered. If anybody knows who she is, or how to make contact with her, please have her contact me. I have some information from our Legal Department she can use in the future.

I do have a domain that is registered to me, it is a Parody site. Kind of like this one, I like to make fun of other people's stupidity. And yes I am included in that endeavor, if you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have a sense of humor.

Anybody is welcome to contact me. Comments, Criticisms and Death Threats are all welcomed. If you are of the paronoid type, you can use my PGP key here