I think that I shall never see
A dick as small as his must be.
It must warp his brain, his tiny tool
Making him an ass, a sniveling fool.

He has a website, this much is true
Stealing free pics he then sells them to you.
Go there once and then you will know
You've just been screwed out of your dough!

<Quality erotic toons> is the place
Stop on by, get a "dick" in your face!
This guys a joke, this guy is so funny
Take the pictures he posts but hold on to your money.

Here's a guy who wants your trust,
He prays that the newbies won't listen to us.
So give him your visa, your american express
Don't be surprised when he posts YOUR home address.

He posted Kirts name, his street and his town
And you wonder why we all hate this clown.
That's not the first time, it won't be the last
And he has the balls to say WE are "low class"!

You can be next, it's so easy
Go to his site, don't be queasy.
Pay your money, don't be shy
After all a "dick" won't lie!

And don't forget his vaunted "guarantee"
It says "he'll screw you and it won't be for free"!
He wants your money it's just that plain
Yeah right! like we were born without a brain.

Four servers have already kicked this guy out
They wanted nothing to do with this lying lout.
So now "he's back" begging and crying
And he wonders why we're not buying!

So stick around, see him rant, see him rave
Watch this asshole dig his own grave!
It won't be long you can bet
He'll soon be chucked by NAC net

Join the "free" posters that hate this guys guts,
We've got him by the balls we're squeezing his nuts!
Make his "hate" list, it's a list of his betters,
Get your own name posted in CAPITAL letters!

When you cut through the crap, the lying, the yammer
The bottom line is.. THIS GUYS JUST A SPAMMER!
In final summation without much ado
Your fans in this group all say "hey dick, fuck you!"

signed,
The Shadow (not at earthlink net)