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Update! (24 May 99) Richard won the coveted Usenet Kook of the Month Award for April, 1999, as well as several other fine Awards! Take a bow, RtS!

What has Richard S. Bullis done to deserve this award?

(Parental Warning: Children less than 30 years of age should not view Richard's oeuvre, since it contains much material suitable only for adults. Read our comprehensive disclaimer for details)

Richard S. Bullis has demonstrated ability above and beyond the call of Kookdom in the following categories:

• Incorrectly explaining to experts how the internet works
  (Note: many of the following links lead to archived posts on Deja.com, the world's premier Usenet archive)
  (No, nobody paid us squat for links or praise. Read The Disclaimer again, you Greedy Pinkboy, you.)
  • Exhibit 1: Internic works for USA only
  • Exhibit 2: The way to determine who owns a domain is to type its URL into one's browser
  • Exhibit 3: Common words cannot be trademarked or made part of a domain name
• Threatening physical violence against people
  • Exhibit 1: He threatens Sharon B. with holding a shotgun on her
• Threatening groundless lawsuits against those who disagree with him
  • Exhibit 1: His threats against Rick Buchanan on n.a.n-a.u.
  • Exhibit 2: He tries to get a lawyer to take his case
  • Exhibit 3: RtS threatens to sue some poor, innocent police officer because his driver's license photo was uploaded anonymously to Usenet (some say by RtS himself!)
  • Exhibit 4: RtS threatens Taylor Netscum of Lart.com with a groundless lawsuit for hosting a mirror of this parody site.
• Posting binary pictures to non-binary groups (a big No-No)
  • Exhibit 1: Richard posts pictures to the Usenet administration group news.admin.net-abuse.usenet
• Using pseudonyms to do naughty things on the internet
  • Exhibit 1: Richard S. Bullis admits he posted as sandman@thebeach.com
  • Exhibit 1a: Richard S. Bullis admits, a second time, that he posted as sandman@thebeach.com.
  • Exhibit 1b: Anonymous states Richard S. Bullis was lying when he claimed to have given up sandman@thebeach.com a year before May, 1999.
  • Exhibit 2: Is Richard S. Bullis really a pedophile as some have claimed? You decide.
    • his posts to alt.sex.children as Sandman
    • his posts to alt.sex.pre-teens as Sandman
  • Exhibit 3: His DejaNews posting history as sandman@thebeach.com
  • Exhibit 4: Richard asks to have sex with Rick ("Lysander Spooner") Buchanan's children.
  • New! Exhibit 5: Richard the Stupid admits to having 25,000 naughty images.
  • New! Exhibits 6-8: Posting as "somebody" (sex@sex.sex), RtS states:
    • "Yes Gary, I do believe that having photos of naked children is perfectly ok. As are photos of naked adults."
    • "Enjoying the sight of a naked child is something each of us contend with privately."
    • "just posted a few examples of my kiddy porn collection to alt.binaries.misc."
  • New! Exhibit 9: Posting as "anonymous" (nobody@replay.comp), RtS states:
    • "Posting a photo of a bar assed child in lingerie is hardly kiddy porn."
• Forging many, many domain names
  • Exhibit 1: me.com           Follow this link to the real domain owner info
  • Exhibit 2: slut.com           Follow this link to the real domain owner info
  • Exhibit 3: myass.com           Follow this link to the real domain owner info
  • Exhibit 4: oxfordsystems.com           Follow this link to the real domain owner info
  • Exhibit 5: youare.com           Follow this link to the real domain owner info
  • Exhibit 6: kissmyass.com           Follow this link to the real domain owner info
  • Exhibit 7: screwed.com           Follow this link to the real domain owner info
  • Exhibit 8: yes.com           Follow this link to the real domain owner info
  • Exhibit 9: you get the point. Richard S. Bullis revels in forging domain names in his posts
• Small-Time Spamming
  • Exhibit 1: Richard gets caught spamming (using his former MSN addy, now nuked due to his other net.abuse)
  • Exhibit 2: Richard whines when he is caught
  • Exhibit 3: Richard whines some more
• Consistently posting the most bizzare, .sig-eligible sentences and phrases we have seen in months

  Warning note: Cats, Coffee, and Cola MUST be remote from your monitor and keyboard before reading the following hilarious quotes from Mr. Richard S. Bullis, Truckdriver and former Army Security Agency member (yeah, right, as if they take 15 year olds).

  • From Message-ID: <aEbU2.50$J73.2694@news.ntr.net>:
    • "Your only hurting yourselfs more and more."
  • From Message-ID: <7g27kb$k5u$1@ash.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
    • "Your messin with the wrong kook."
    • "Jesus loves you, everybody else knows your an ssh"
  • From Message-ID: <t1%V2.12915$cq2.848950@newscene.newscene.com>
    • "As to your two examples with microsoft.net and notmicrosoft.net, did you
      bother to check? I just did. Page not found."
    • "What a bunch of damn barracks lawyers you jerks are."
  • From Message-ID: <7dtpls$qsn$1@east43.supernews.com>
    • "Who cares who posts how many times? Who cares how much data was sent?
      Does this damn robot thing know the difference in content of a post?"
  • From Message-ID: <7g28sj$mb2$1@ash.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
  • NOTE to the CENKOC candidates for the 21st century: frequent threats of groundless lawsuits are the CENe qua non of kookdom:
    • "I will sue Mr. Buchanan et al, for no less than $10,000,000 usa
      in seeking justice to clear my name and for him especially, to lose his
      privileges on the internet altogether."
  • From Message-ID: <EE%V2.13045$cq2.857811@newscene.newscene.com>

    (In which Mr. Bullis attempts to educate Renowned Usenet Sysadmin, Rick Buchanan, on how to determine whether a domain name has been taken based on the presence of an http...well, you read it and see)
    (Note also: This one cost Rick a new monitor, which met its demise at the hand of Rick's skull bone)

    • "wassamatter bunky? you not know how to use web browser?
      you always rely on search engines?
      as I use IE5, I typed the url in the url address box at the top.
      instantly finding no such pages existed.
      even though the names may appear as registered with internic, or the
      australian registry, they definitely do not show up on my screen.
      But your to proud to stoop to such easy ways of finding out things."
  • From Message-ID: <KN_V2.12885$cq2.845676@newscene.newscene.com>
    • "Hey creten, you said it, not me."
  • From Message-ID: <7gchld$46f$1@ash.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
    • "You think that a person moves the phonebook becomes invalid and therefore
      the phone company has to print a new one?"
    • "Kiss my ass goddess of the abused."
  • From Message-ID: <79s32a$7hd$1@east44.supernews.com>

    NOTE: Additional Pot-Kettle-Black Oak Leaf Cluster added to CENKOC award for this quote

    • "You just don't learn do you?You don't fight a troll by becoming one yourself.
      If you really are considerate of others, please stop posting this sick crap.
      I'm not gonna waste my time trying to correct your manners because I know
      it's a lost cause."
  • From Message-ID: <7gj9ds$sgm$1@ash.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
    • "Hey fool, I get high off of you assholes. Who needs the illegal shit?"
    • (with regard to forged e-mail addresses) "In the from line is the same as displaying them anywhere. As long
      as the name is not activated upon, no harm, no foul."
  • From Message-ID: <7giukg$bb1$1@fir.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
    • "The FBI already knows about me extensively.
      When I enlisted into the US Army in 1970, I enlisted for ASA.
      If you don't know what it is, your better off not knowing.
      Which is one reason I keep my nose clean.
      As a truck driver, I got other loads other drivers did not simply because I
      was in the service."
  • From Message-ID: <ixPV2.10385$cq2.715207@newscene.newscene.com>
    • "Domain names are not copyrightable material."
  • From Message-ID: <N12W2.13578$cq2.878800@newscene.newscene.com>
    • "If it don't show up as a web site anywhere? Does that make the domain name
      one hundred percent kocher?"
  • From Message-ID: <7gj9p7$t8t$1@ash.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
    • "How does my computer know that?"
  • From Message-ID: <7gj9p7$t8t$1@ash.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
    • "Once again I find myself defending myself at not being a pedophile nor a
      child molestor.
      
      First of all, no judge in his right mind would even issue a search warrant
      for somebody's home computer unless they have probable cause to do so.
      Since I am not in the habit of posting photos that may even be considered
      child pornography, there is no probable cause.
      
      The mere fact that one does possess those types of photos, is not evidence
      that he/she is a child molestor, let alone a pedophile. No court would
      convict a person as a pedophile for mere possession."
  • From Message-ID: <7i94pf$1ubc@enews4.newsguy.com>
    • "When I find out who is responsible, you will be notified when and where to
      appear in court and answer the charges.
      Deformation of character, slander and libel.
      This not a joke."
      
  • via e-mail to Rick Buchanan, as quoted by Rick in Message-ID: <3744ff91.79602613@209.242.64.104>
    • "Perhaps it'll take just one kook of the month to bring you down on
      your
      knees.
      Beg for mercy to spare your ill begotten assenine life.
      Keep up the work buddy boy.
      Your soon gonna wish you never heard of me."

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Now that you've read our site, by all means read Richard S. Bullis' erudite rebuttal 404 website designed to Bash the Cabal (TINC). What a hoot!